mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:
ME TOO JOSH. ME TOO
hahaha omg do u blame him
(Source: mishasteaparty)
ugh what a fuckin bitch
I have this headcanon where Steve’s son is born with his original health maladies and wants to grow up to be just like his dad - and Steve is confronted with all these feelings of inadequacy as a father because he realizes his son can’t grow up to be like him. But no kid will probably ever be better protected from bullies, considering who all his uncles are. It’s probably just a matter of time before Uncle Tony builds him some really sweet replacement braces (“Should they have spinning rims? I feel like they should have spinning rims.”)
Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes.
I wish my school was this rad!
Preach
(Source: internetpoetry)
(Source: holdingonmyheart)
buffy rewatch • ‘entropy’
(Source: flawlesszooey)
So my professor was asking questions.
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Professor:
Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
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Like 3 people:
*raises hand*
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Professor:
Who plans on never getting married?
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Me:
*raises hand*
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Professor:
*points me out* why?
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Me:
It's illegal.
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Professor:
touche.
(Source: gingershanks)
i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch
